Stumbled upon this at the Guardian. Here’s the original link

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Dogs have been blamed for eating homework – now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child pornography.

Police are charging Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.

Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said “strange things” appeared on the computer when he returned.

He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.”

Personal Comment:

You know I’ve been pretty upset with my dog for stepping on my keyboard, but the most that’s ever come of that have been a few strange screens. Never have I had my dog download over 1,000 child porn images in a few moments.

Looks like we’ll have to talk to Brinks about making a keyboard lock to keep me from going to jail.

Although I have to say this guy’s a total moron.